shedding snake

When your boyfriend's member sheds disgusting skin flakes.

Girlfriend: "Kyle, you pig!"

Kyle: "I'm sorry hunny... my snake's shedding its skin."

Girlfriend: "Yeah, well that shedding snake better not come near me."

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Snake pit

When a woman gets herself into a bukkake and gets covered with penises

Karla got herself into a snake pit and ended up being covered in snake venom

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Pee snake

Someone who usually provides terrible ideas during a time of urgency when a real idea or plan must be forged. These ideas tend to be very poorly thought out and simple but the pee snake thinks very hard and the idea seems very good to their simple mind. Pee snakes also perform certain actions without considering other factors involved such as trying to spit out of a closed window and wiping prior to defacating. The pee snake will usually become angered if you inform them of their stupidity.

Guy driving: "Dude if your gonna throw up do it out the window."
The Pee Snake comes up with his own plan to throw up into a plastic bag which he does not check for holes resulting in a week long vomit smell in the car.
Guy driving: "Dude look at you! Your such a fucking Pee Snake!"
The Pee Snake: "Calm down duuude my bad!"

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snow snake

A snake that travels under deep snow commonly in the area of upper michigan that causes you to loose your boot. the only way to catch one is to go to the deep snow in the middle of a field with a fishing net and six- pack of beer.

the damn snow snake took my boot help me dig it out.

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your a snake

another word for snitch

if someone tell the police a crime you done you say to them your a snake

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Snake Biscuit

Slang for penis and is meant to imply that the referenced member is a delicious treat to be appreciated by others.

Snake biscuit, snake biscuit - you know you want it

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fish snake

those are called eels.

eels are evil fish snake things