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When he touches your thigh and you suddenly realize you are sitting in a puddle.
He used his “Angels Touch” to take me home.
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to violently thrust in the missionary position whilst flying through the air
the light touch is the ultimate fatality
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Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.
1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.
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To absolutely fuck someone’s ear canal, using the wax as lube. You then cum on the back of their knee, which makes you touch jigaloos.
I want to touch jigaloos with Emma chamberlain
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(v.) For a third party to activate
Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"
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To commit suicide, perhaps by touching the shower and electricity at the same time.
I will touch the shower with electridades
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a fat lazy redard that has downsyndrome and writes with there shit in the KFC washroom.
jahanna has touch downs and is a fat retarded
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