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Ubering is simply using or driving for Uber
I'm ubering with my fiance today, because we need money.
When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.
I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.
When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.
I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.
A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit
"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."
After an uber driver gives you a ride, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.
I gave that uber driver an uber fart for a tip!
The person you bang because he or she, unlike you, has wheels.
"Can't make it over just now, but my Significant Uber gets off at 3, he can bring me before 4."
Anyone who needs AC in their car.
"Jeffery hit a deer with his car and crushed his AC line."
"Whatever, AC is for Uber-Bitches.."
"Yeah, Jeffery was all like "Fuck You Deer" and ran it down.."
"He's badass, definitely not an Uber-Bitch.."