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To relieve yourself with a wank after getting fucked in a game of league of legends or fifa
The welsh call it "jini ffernac"
"Fuck I just got my ass kicked in fut champs im gonna have a salty wank"
"I just got fucked in my lane im gonna have a salty wank"
When you keep jacking off even though you already came.
George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.
a school piggy back game played on a tump.
upto 10 pairs of battling jockeys on the back of there mate (the wank)trying to unseat the jockey or push the wank down the hill using arms and feet etc. started at st clements school in worcester, england in the early 80s.
come on lads lets go and have a game of jockey wanks and see whos the best.
Imagining an object of desire during masturbation and then deciding to switch focus on a different source of inspiration. E.g An ex-girlfriend gets replaced in imagery for the office hottie. Beware to not allow an image of a grotty rotter in while locking on
I can't dedicate this one to one woman, I'll put a few on wank shuffle
When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face
Thomas hit Sarah-Jane with a peculiar Wank-Spank
When you score on FIFA and you try and have a wank and finish before the celebrations end.
I scored a banger ye and attempted a FIFA wank.
When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.
Oh shit, there goes my last valid wank fantasy. I should stop before this turns into a shame wank.
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