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When you keep jacking off even though you already came.
George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.
that dirty feeling you get after youve shot your white torpedos and the adult entertainment is still playing in the background
quite night in on spankwire and seeing jenna j again overwhelms your brain with a feeling of post wank guilt
after masturbating, the feeling you get when you look at yourself, alone, sweaty and half naked in your room.
person 1: geez troy, last night i got the post-wank depression hard.
person 2: well cuthbert, time to find yourself a partner.
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Sometimes an important decision needs to be made, but sometimes a woman is involved and can affect a gent's decision making process - essentially he starts to think more with his cock and less with his head.
In this scenario it's time to make a PWD, or Post Wank Decision. This is the act of knocking one out, taking five minutes then approaching the decision with a clear mind - And ultimately making the right decision!
Chez: "Dude, I really don't know if I should take the bitch back; I mean she gave great brain on the regular, but is that a good enough reason to take her back?"
Nobby: "Mate, you need to take a Post Wank Decision on that shit! Clearly you don't want your wee man taking decisions for the big man."
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The feeling you get after wanking to nasty/hardcore/fetish porn and having the dirty thoughts disappear from your mind as you orgasm, leaving a feeling of immense sadness and "why the fuck did I find that hot"
I found some piss porn and wanked furiously only to experience post wanking remorse
The intense feeling of shame and loneliness one feels after a hefty wanking session. Tends to be at its worst if the act has been committed in the middle of the day on a weekday, when how pathetic your life is really hits you.
Jeff: Yhhh man i had a serious case of the post-wank blues yesterday, it dawned on me that i should have a job and not be wanking over midget porn
Steve: I know your pain man
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The state your hands are in after a wank
Post Wank Hands
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