Noun) The art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a turd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece In to a freezer. For best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.
"Last night I gave Louis the Louisiana Shrimp Whistle after eating a burrito from a Mexican joint. She said it was longer than any dildo she's ever seen!"
To mess with someone in a playful way.
Luke: You bathe in your shorts
Heather: Why would you say that????
Luke: I was just fiddling your whistle calm down!
A wife that you dipped in but whistled as you left so as not to draw attention
I'm sure glad I got away from that dip as I whistled I miss the dog . A real dip whistle
Kim: me and evan had sex at that party last night and he had a chinese whistle
Bertha: what the hell is that?
Kim: it means his penis was small and wet
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Def: To exude information that is patently false, misleading, and completely fabricated much in the same manner a Steam Whistle releases steam.
Noun: To be a constant and unabashed source of false information. “That news network is a nothing but a Shit Whistle.”
Verb: To partake in the act of spreading clearly false information under the banner of truth. ex: “There he goes, shit whistling as usual”
Adj: To be associated with the spread of information that is clear fantasy. ex: “What a shit whistling moron that guy is.”
That guy said the sky is made of marshmallows, what a Shit Whistle!