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kissing someone on the lips, in lead up to second base.
"YES!!!!!! i made it to base one with Pamela!!!"
"I can't believe Jimmy made it to base one with Mary before i did!"
1. Git gud
2. Fuck a girl with a condom
3. Take the condom off turn it inside out and give it to one of your bros
4. Your bro fucks a girl with the condom
5. Your bro take the condom off and hangs it out to dry on a clothes line
6. You take the condom after its dried out and fuck a girl with it
7. Repeat steps 3-6 until the condom is broken
Devin and I went on a one rubber rampage while we where in Henley
I popular OHV riding trail in an Oregon OHV park that has been named as far back as the 1970's, that has only now been questioned of it's definition. The original way of travel is south, to north.
Did you hear the dunner got into a head on collision on the One Way Trail?
I popular OHV riding trail in an Oregon OHV park that has been named as far back as the 1970's, that has only now been questioned of it's definition. The original way of travel is south, to north.
Did you hear the dunner got into a head on collision on the One Way Trail?
When you make someone ejaculate so much that it could soak through an entire sheet of paper.
Me: “I totally gave your mom a one-pager last night.”
Friend: 😐
To (prospectively) have penetrative sex with a female.
Possibly of Australian origin, this jocular euphemism for sexual intercourse is typically used by men discussing the attractiveness of a specific (but non-present) woman.
The phrase may be a derivation of the derogatory joke "She's so loose, it was like chucking a chipolata up the high street" in which the male speaker not only slanders the large size of the female subject's vagina, but also disparages the size of his own penis.
"That Helen Mirren's hot for a mature lady."
"Damn right mate, I'd chuck one up her!"
As above, trap one, trap two etc. is a method of labelling individual toilet stalls in a row of lavatory cubicles by analogy with racing traps in a greyhound track. Numbering must follow the racing example so looking from the front, the rightmost cubicle is trap one, the one to the left of it is trap two etc so that the numbers read left to right for the 'racers'.
'was that you in trap one this morning? I thought someone had opened fire with a machine gun'