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Originally mentioned by the online comic, "Full Frontal Nerdity", by Aaron Williams, later established as a cliche by Fark during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.
"With the way my company's stock has crashed, I'm probably going to get a hot cocoa sampler box this year."
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When you masturbate for an exuberantly long time that your penis becomes red hot and wrinkled unto like the resemblance of a flaming hot cheeto
“Dude did you hear while Johnny was quarantined because of corona virus he totally got a flamin hot cheeto because he masturbated all day”
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When a gay man decides to take a shit, freezes it so it can be handled, and proceeds to use it as a dildo with his partner.
That San Francisco hot pocket was amazing last night! Until it started to melt...
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A medium attractive woman who walks around in public with little regard to what she wears as to attract as much attention from men as possible.
Michael: Yo you remember that chick I met the other day?
Kevin: What you mean the one that had her tits and asshole almost hanging out that sucked you off in the bathroom?
Michael: Yep!
Kevin: Haha yeah I remember that Hot Dog Struttin Flooze!
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When two gays give it to eachother up the bum so long that they start bleeding, resulting in a bloody weiner between two buns.
Rick: Damn my ass is sore
Tod: Why, did you get a Hot dog with extra ketchup?
Rick: yeah
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When you fuck a girl while drunk, wake up and whish you hadn't. then next you see her, you get drunk again, and fuck her again. and still wish you hadn't
when we got to chilli's, biegel stayed away from reba, but after four beers he did a hot tub time machine and took her home.
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