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When you fuck a female in the ass then withdrawal and apply squeezy cheese on your dick and the female then proceeds to suck your dick clean.
Yo bro last night after chugging a bottle of delsyum, Jannet was so titty fucked she agreed to eat my chili cheese slaw dog.
yo you see mini dog shtick??? he tore mrs hitchcocks ass up last night
Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.
"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"
a girl with crazy poofy hair like a sheep dog
"dude that girls got some sheepy dog hair!!"
super dog is a dog and sketch from the TV show Whitest Kid U' Know on the fourth sketch in the fifth episode of Season 3
"This song is for everyone in the club,
someone real' special just walked in the door,
and he's ready to party."
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Say, "Hail to the chief,
hail to the chief!"
Someone grab a stick and play fetch with the chief.
Super dog's in the discotheque
And he's gonna' take some honeys in here to bed.
He doesn't roll over, and never begs
If you look real good he'll hump your leg.
But don't get mad, girls, don't get bitter
Some lucky lady's gonna have his litter
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Oh Super Dog, don't kill us all
Don't murder us with your furry paws
We are your subjects, you're our ruler
Like Kennedy and Buddha but so much cooler.
The bark you make is a golden sound
And the spots on your coat so round and brown
The cute little curl that's in your tail
And nobody wears a cape so well
It's Super Dog, yes Super Dog
Everybody get a picture with Super Dog
Pet him on the head
Give him a toy
Oh Super Dog is such a good boy
It's Super Dog, yeah Super Dog
Everybody get in line and touch Super Dog
Please bless our food
And bless our crops
So we pray that the music never ever stops
what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat
jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!
The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.
My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.