Something that blurted out of my mouth when I was pacing around my room, talking to myself about love, suffering from wanting-to-be-held syndrome, AND HAD ONLY 4 HOURS OF SLEEP THE LAST NIGHT.
I think it was supposed to mean, “Everyone has an only one” or something.
“No one is no one, only one. Words from a young, hormone-crazy lady.”
A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.
Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠
The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.
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So pretty bcs I said so and they are Beautiful, Pretty, Handsome in one
When you see a set of two friends.. always one of them have to be ugly
See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly
Used to express "me time," but played off of the phrase "one on one time."
Girl 1: Hey, what are you up to tonight?
Girl 2: It's been such a busy week, I really need some one on me time.
When you want to fight someone. It originated from New York.
Come on Kiyanna! Let's get our one on then!
When you gotta take a big shit, and you drop it all in one steamy log, rather than many shits. Its glorious and sought after by many cultures. Some say it's where the term "holy shit" derives from. A one-logger must be chosen by God, and cannot be artificially induced, thus banning the faux-logger.
ex 1)
Guy1: hey man, i just dropped a one-logger!
Guy2: HOLY SHIT dude no way, u snap any pics?
Guy1: OFC, wanna see?
Guy2: Ive never seen anything so glorious.. what was it like..
ex2) the tweet:
Yo twitter, i just dropped a one-logger. #YOLO