buffer smoke

Smoking a cigarette while your browser is buffering a video from the internet.

Let's grab a buffer smoke and then watch South Park.

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blue smoke

when smoking weed, there is little or no smoke, causing it to look a little blue and the weed is ash

"Aw dude, ash that shit out, I just got blue smoke"

"Dude, ew, that was blue smoke"

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smoke pussy

Smug people who delight in scolding smokers even when a good distance apart.

Smoke pussy: "Hey, you! Move someplace else with that smoke."

Smoker: "Dude. We're outdoors and 50 feet apart. Don't be such a smoke pussy."

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smoking lint

The act of Combing the carpet for small pieces of crack and then smoking what you find. It is known as smoking lint because it is rare to actually find crack. More likely you are smoking small pieces of fiber or a potato chip.

Ralf was smoking lint the other night and ended up smoking a piece of a french fry.

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smoked down

verb: to curse out,tell off until speechless.
noun: the act of being/getting smoked down.

"you just got smoked down"
"she will smoke you down"

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SMOKE THAT WEED

puffing a joint ,roll one up

puffing,smoking,''smoke that weed''

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Pop smoke

1) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).

2) When a stituation gets bad and you have no firesupport from your friends but you need to get the hell out of dodge RIGHT NOW. Your only choice is to pop smoke. ie When your pinned down by a fat chick chating to you in the bar and your buddys won't come any where near you to bail you out.

2) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).

3) Popping smoke will often save you hours of awkward conversation and wishing you where dead. It is slightly nicer then just walking away from someone or telling them to shut up.

After Tyler banged that fat chick he picked up at the bar, then he popped smoke and got the fuck out of there before she stopped jiggling.

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