Rule -1

If there is no definition of the rule you searched up, it is your civil duty to make a definition for it.

Girl: I tried to find a rule for women on top of men, but I cant find one...
Man: rule -1. Stop being lazy you slut.

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mach 1

Mach 1 is the speed of sound and is 767.269 MPH.

You have to go at Mach 1 to create a wormhole.

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December 1

National bully your short friend day since they got to bully their y’all friends!

Me: Hey chloe guess what day it is?
Chloe: idfk! December 1st?!
Me: National bully your short friend day!!!
Chloe: oh shit

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Rule#1

I knew I had made a mistake in messing with that homeless “brutha” on the light rail, when he went off calling me a “racist” because I suggested he not urinate on the seat in the train.

Dude, if you had followed rule#1 and not engaged in interaction with that “teen”, you might not have gotten beat up!

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October 1

The day where the worst motherfucking person is born

I hate my sister born on October 1.

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May 1

YNW melly day everyone must stream his music

May 1

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natster 1

A noob that loses 2 whips a week on a game called Runescape.

natster 1: fight?
some noob: sure, pot
natster 1: nice
some noob: *ko*
natster 1: ffs another 1

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