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A person who likes to travel to every hotspot throughout the U.S. (ex. Florida, Texas, California) in order to increase their chances of getting coronavirus.
Have you seen Chad lately?
Yeah, I heard he was in Miami on his Covid world tour.
When a fart gets stuck in someone’s face mask intended to prevent them from catching COVID-19.
I just crop dusted the family who was taking up the entire sidewalk at Disney while I passed them; safe to say they’re now all wearing a covid gas chamber on their face
1) A song about COVID sung to the tune of “Baby it’s Cold Outside”.
Feminists hate it - cause it reminds them of THAT song.
Trump Supportor: Open it up, I ain’t wearin no stinkin mask.
Normal Folk: Baby it’s COVID outside.
A term job recruiters use to indicate that an employee can perform the job remotely until the COVID pandemic ends.
Banking Tech Writer/San Diego, CA W2/1099 ( Remote till Covid is OK)
A small group of people you both enjoy hanging out with and share your common sense approach to hygiene due to COVID-19, that are unlikely to infect you, or you them.
Honey, we should invite Nancy and her family into our COVID friend group and have them over for take out dinner. She and her husband have been working from home and are uber careful, both themselves and with their kids, about social distancing and masks/hand washing, etc..
One that avoids work by showing fake covid results; one who will say that he or she was in close contact with another person that tested positive for covid-19. Most of these individuals are government employees.
The Covid Sham Artist named Chase, will be out another week. When real work needs to be done, the Covid Sham Artist strikes again.
A restaurant or any other business that has not taking steps to prevent the spread of covid19
That restaurant is a covid death trap. They have no outside seating or any safety measures for covid19.