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list of standard acceptables

A set of rigid rules and regulations that dictate how one must behave or act to conform to societal norms and avoid any form of deviation. These guidelines are often created by people in positions of power who seek to control and manipulate the masses to maintain their authority and status quo. While on the surface they may seem harmless, in reality, they stifle creativity, innovation, and individuality, leading to a world where everyone is a mindless robot, blindly following the dictates of those in charge.

Sorry, I can't wear that to work, it doesn't meet the list of standard acceptables set by management.

by Type2GenomeManiac April 16, 2023


shitbucket list

Feeling the need to do something you know you might regret before you die.

Man did I fucking bomb at that open mic night yesterday. Scratch one off my shitbucket list!

by theecomicguy March 14, 2017


A-Listed

A person who buys expensive things one can't afford in order to gain acceptance by new coworkers. But instead is a douche.

Person 1: yo, Alex totally A-listed.
Person 2: bet he did it to impress Adam.

by ChanV.2 March 7, 2017


Casper List

The collection of poor souls who have decided to ghost you rather than (wo)man up and just tell you they were not interested.

Of all the people I have been talking to, I would have never thought this guy woud end up on my Casper List.

by JennMe July 9, 2024


cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.

Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!

by bitchuck September 20, 2024


Boofer Demon List

the Boofer Demon List is a geometry dash list that lists the hardest geometry dash levels made by Boofer or associated with Boofer. this includes Mita pita 3 and more

yo doggie you should go grind the Boofer Demon List

by BooferBTW August 15, 2024

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National "Do Not Call" List abuser

Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.

A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017