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(verb) when someone is super gross rich, but says to people that they are like normal people but actually they always go to concerts, buy very expensive stuff and own a large swimming pool, they also buy stuff that they already have because they're bored, plus they always snapchat what they are doing (it's almost always something cool and fun) or what they are about to buy (it could be a new iPhone or furniture for their bedroom).
Person #1: Hey dude, wanna come with me to buy a new MacBook Air?!
Person #2: Sweetheart, you bought a new laptop yesterday! What's wrong with you?!
Person #1: Hey, you can just refuse, don't get angry!
Person #2: Girl, I don't understand you, you're acting like toms...
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Person #3: Hey sis, do you like this new pair of creepers by Riri?!
Person #4: Damn, these cost like a money-bag!"
Person#3: "Why are you so surprised?! I'm just like you!"
Person #4: "Nope, the price of my shoes never exceeds 35 dollars, yours cost 350 dollars."
(" to act like toms" means that the person is super gross rich but they pretend they're like average people)
An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet
Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online
Replying to fundraising emails with cat photos and gifs. Must be said with some officious verbiage to make it sound serious.
The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.
I don't just delete political fundraising emails, I invoke the Wagner Act instead.
A soldier of low rank that is given the responsibility and stripes of a corporal or sergeant. Not a real promotion. Generally begrudged by soldiers under his command. “Jackshit”is something of low regard.
As an acting jack I was allowed to drink in the NCO club.
American College Testing (Abbreviated ACT), is a test in which students sit at a cramped school desk for 4 hours straight, the math section of this test is usually the most frustrating and it might make you want to jump off a cliff. This test is also known to other students as a substitution to the real hell.
Dude 1: I got a 10 on The ACT
The Nerd: Ha, loser I got a 36.
Fashioning actions after an idiotic politician.
I voted the guy in and now he is acting like a Nunes, a real ass that doesn't care about what is important to me, just himself while wearing that shit eating grin.
A much needed but not yet implemented act of us congress where one or the other of major political us parties is skipped every four years.
Since my party rotation act rotation act is based on the crop rotation of European medieval agriculture it would work like this: if in 2028 we have a republican on the ballot and they win then don't run in ' 32, in '32 we would choose between a Democrat and an independent. If in '32 let's say the democrats win (and supposing we have only 8 years consecutive) then in 2040 we would choose between a republican and an independent. If the independent wins in 2040 then by 2048 we have a democrat and republican running for office again.