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24 December, 1998,where a handsome boy was born... He is an amazing, wholesome person I ever seen.
He came to my life and return it to something magical.
Funny, handsome with a fluffy hair and a beautiful smile, He stole my heart.
Ladies and gentlemen he is my boyfriend, and I love him so much.
Be grateful that you have a person born in this year or this mouth
Be like this person..
If you find a person like this , never let him go... 24 December 1998
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When ur hard 24/7 it means you are always horny and all u want to do is fuck fuck fuck with ur erect dick rather than ur soft limp dick
Well hot damn im hard 24/7 that might be a problem and you should go get that checked out
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When you send somebody a text message and they do not reply within 24 hours there is a 95% chance that they readeleted your text and have willfully chosen not to reply
There is a less than 5% chance that they have lost their phone/phone was stolen, have been busy for a full 24 hours (so they couldn't even use their phone for 5 seconds, cause that's all it takes) or sent the message but the "delivery failed".
If it has been 24 hours and they have not replied, that's when you begin the 7 day reply test to confirm whether they want to text you or not.
Dan: Why have you been looking at your phone so much?
Steve: I'm waiting on Leann to reply
Dan: How long has it been since u sent her a text?
Steve: More than 24 hours.....
Dan: Don't you know the 24 hour reply rule? She more than likely readeleted your text man, do the 7 day reply test to see if she really wants to text you
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When something is happening ALL the time until the end of time(2012).
Girl 1: So how's your boyfriend doing?
Girl 2: He's getting kindof annoying. He wants to talk to me 24/7/365/2012.
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A fun alternative to, “have a nice day”
Person 1: whoops, sorry i bumped into you
Person 2: it’s fine, enjoy the next 24 hours
A woman that makes her vagina available 24 hours a day.
Ben: Im hungry, what's for dinner?
Eric: I'm not hungry I just got back from your mom's house. She started her own 24 Hour Taco Shop. Get Shit On Ben.
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the act of giving anal sex after not showering for at least 24 hours, like flavorful meat between a pair of buns. a.k.a. buttsecks
John came back from his camping trip and gave Tricia a 24-hour burger. Euch.
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