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One of the fugliest Disney Channel stars ever to achieve moderate success; stars in The Suite Life of Zach and Cody, and High School Musical, a Disney Channel original movie. The execs made her dye her hair blonde to make her marketable and cute enough for Disney Channel. Has a terrible flat nasally voice, which can be heard only sparingly on the High School Musical soundtrack, for obvious reasons.
Ashley Tisdale has a song on Disney Channel Mania 4-- listen at your own risk.
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the bestest friends ever! they love eachother and are the 2 most amazing girls ever! everyone thinks their hot
1: you know ashley
2: yeah the girl that is bffs with jennfier?
3: i love Ashley and Jennifer
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This type of person includes (but is not limited to) a person who becomes very intoxicated, passes out, vomits all over his or her significant other's bed and bedroom, and then wanders the house naked in front of their significant other's roommates.
"Did you hear what Joanne did this weekend? She was totally an "Ashley" drunk!"
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An Amazing girl who is the envy of all those around her.she has an amazing personality and is in love with a weird guy. she has the best body known to man and boobs to match. she has eyes you could drown in and her smile could melt the polar ice caps. she is the finest creation in existence.
dude i know she was sooooooooo hot!
who?
Ashley Holman!!!
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Ownership under which Ashley has full authority over another. Ashley's property.
Dan Sorenson is now and forever Ashley's bitch.
Don't look at,touch or even think about Dan Sorenson because that is Ashley's bitch.
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When a Female coughs and craps her pants at the same time
She just performed a beautiful brown ashley
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Ashley Jones is the hottest cinnamon roll and an American actress that has starred in a number of films and tv shows.
Ashley’s current position: a licensed Captain of the Pristina ship on a soap opera ‘General Hospital’. She plays Parker Forsyth, a hottie hawt professor who falls in love with her student Kristina Corinthos-Davis(-Forsyth), played by Lexi Ainsworth. Whenever the two appear on screen together Twitter breaks, fangirl ovaries explode, nobody’s tits are calm and we all cry macaroni.
Ashley’s special skills include:
-hairporn: her hair deserves to be credited in films and tv shows for its performance
-eyesex with co-stars: Ashley’s look will get you pregnant, even if you’re a dude
-her voice: is an ASMR eargasm
-her smile: is so sweet it gave me diabetes
Parker may have drawn our attention…but Ashley kept it. Cuz…she dat ql.
fam: What’s your kink?
me: Watching Ashley Jones close-talk to Lexi Ainsworth on General Hospital.
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