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phantom carrot

there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.

He earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.

by twirledview May 31, 2012


carrots who eat girls

The best kind of carrots.

I like carrots who eat girls.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021


Carrot Bite

When 2 Men are engaging in oral sex and the bottom partner bites the top partners cock like you would bite a carrot

"bro I was getting my dick sucked by this guy and he gave me a carrot bite"

by TheeWhoFucksCatsToDeath December 14, 2023


Carrot Money

Exactly twenty $20 bills totaling $400.

It took 39 deliveries to get carrot money from my favorite stores.

by istateceo85 November 13, 2024


<.0.8.7.8.0.>Angel JOse Robles' Talks So Much Shit THat He Vacuumed A Carrot<.0.8.7.8.0.>

<.0.8.7.8.0.>Angel JOse Robles' Talks So Much Shit THat He Vacuumed A Carrot<.0.8.7.8.0.>

<.0.8.7.8.0.>Angel JOse Robles' Talks So Much Shit THat He Vacuumed A Carrot<.0.8.7.8.0.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025


Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.

Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?

by StrawberryRedd April 10, 2012


history of carrot

the history of king William making carrot orange. in 1500 king William III grew a shit ton of carrots but they were FUCKING purple or some shit so they magically made them orange

I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too lets make them orange.

fuck yeaaaaa! history of carrot

by laclaclac February 04, 2025