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masturebate your penis.
"i'm about to squash the carrot "
A sentence to use when you want to say a swear word, I legit made this word up one day when I was bored so don't judge how cringy it might be
What the ravioli carrot sauce did you do that!
Johnny was such a ravioli carrot sauce today.
Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head
I spent last night carrot caking Mrs. Jones
When someone says something and it sounds/smells like a load of Bullshit...
Did you hear what he said? Yeah man, that smells like a Carrot Patty
The implication of performing a “blowjob” over the internet.
We haven’t met in person yet but she gave me a cyber carrot!
When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch
Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?
This is a term in the one direction fandom, mostly used by directioners in 2010 to 2011, they are a bunch of inside jokes that were used by the boys during their fetus era
"I love cats so much! Pussy!"
"What? I don't want to eat using spoons!"
"I looooove carrots!"
There are also these:
"The fandom was so weird during the carrot days, you know"