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A group of born agains...A cult.People who throw their arms in the air in a crazy way during church. People who think they are better than those who aren't as religious as them.
Tom: "Isn't Bobbie in the Christian Coalition?"
Katie: "Yea, she's a born again."
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The incredibly awesome youtube channel, known for classic songs such as "Jesus and hentai" "Trans people disstrack" and videos such as "Fortnite is satanic"
Hey dude, did you see the awake christians latest video on youtube?
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She told me that my dick's not very long
So I wrote this song, so you can sing along
Errybody knows why I've been gone
'Cause she thought I had a big schlong
We need some medication (Bitch)
A little dedication
This shit's too real
My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals (Go)
Verse 1: Hooligan Christian
Hooligan Christian (Brrr)
Walking down the halls (Woo, woo)
Dick so small (Okay), piss all on my balls (Ouch, ouch)
I can't tell if I'm hard or soft (Yeah)
She says I'm great like the Chinese wall (Ching-chong)
Your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (Okay, okay)
I said hell nah, bitch, just get your hands off (Okay, okay)
Ah shit, drippin' like a faucet
Go to the bank, make a deposit (Woo)
Negative 32 bucks in my wallet, but back to the topic
Walk it or talk it
Verse 2: Dylan Polley
Suckin' my dick in the bathroom the bitch wanna suck on my nut
Eating that booty like pudding and riding this dick till I bust (Ayy, ayy)
She said she tasting my sauce, ayy (Sauce)
She said she sucking my balls, ayy
Feeling her love for my closet, ayy
She making my dick fall off, ayy
Making my dick fall off, yeah
Come and jump off of my cock, yeah
My boys and we got small cocks, yeah
Condom is gonna fall off, bitch
Filling me up and I'm slowing it down and that bitch wanna give me the crown (Crown)
Fucking it up and I got a small dick in that bitch and it's making her frown (Bitch)
Chorus: Coope
She told me that my dick's not very long
Hooligan Christian is steezy kane's homie
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A driver who stops to let people out of side turns and slows down so people may exiting parking lots without having to wait for a lull in traffic.
Christian Driver slows down, motions with hand.
Other Driver: Oh kewl, he is letting me in.
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A private school in modesto known for recruiting athletes, mainly basketball players, throughout the central valley that enjoys beating up on small schools and losing to teams of equal or slightly worst talent.
Modesto Christian has 3 players on their team going to D 1 schools, another playing small college ball, and one of the top freshman in the nation i think its guanteed they will win division 4 state title.
Don't get too excited they lost to Branson a team comprised of less talented white guys that actually plays defense.
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To solve a dilemma without the use of a beretta. Most likely a pastor is involved.
Rufus - Did she tell you that I was a pastor?
Sylvester - I said well good that's betta right? Why can't we handle this christian-like?
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A man with a ten inch penis that every man wants to emulate and every woman wants to fuck. He is also willing to do anything to get girl and is never denied. Usually a rich Plastic surgeon
Man 1: There is no way that girl will give you dome.
Man 2: pssh. I'm about to go Christian Troy on this slut piece.
Man 3: you're a poop dick bitch
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