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n. flacid penis that remains so during attempted masturbation; personal cock-block
v. the serious and vigorous attempt at reviving a limp dick through masturbation
Eliza Dushku is so hot, too bad I got a case of flap jack.
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A tandem masturbatory technique in which the participants lock arms at the elbows whilst gripping the shaft of their penises. They then flap elbows like a bird in synchronization to most efficiently share the work of jacking.
I jerked off with my friend, but it wasn't gay because we were flap jacking.
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noun(s): comes in pairs; causes camel toe; most likely associated with odor
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when your girlfriend sharts on ur balls while diong her missionary style
my girlfriend had burritos for lunch and gave me a mud flap during our nooner.
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A very very very very old woman's vagina.
In other words, the vaginal lips are so old and saggy that they hang down like 2 mud flaps on a car.
I saw a pair of Mud Flaps walking down the street last night.
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a pan-cake of sorts. excelent for scolding people's faces off. when not completely cooked, acts as a delicious form of napalm.
after he threw me threw the window, i grabbed a flap jack and he knew i meant business.
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A mullet. Short on the top, Long on the bottom.
"I wonder if that there man with the mudflap is coming to the hoe-down tonight at papa's barn?!"
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