sticky hand

when your hand is sticky

I have a sticky hand

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Jeez hands

The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in church. Usually seen in more fundamentalist/evangelical churches and "Songs4Worship" commercials. The religious version of jazz hands

What's with that Jeez hands dance they're doing?

That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.

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ape hands

hands that are the size of an apes

How would you describe Jim, he has ape hands.

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hand bisexual

When one can use their left hand and right hand with equal or near ability. In other words your hands go both ways. AKA "ambidextrous"

I sprained my right thumb, luckily I'm Hand Bisexual and can still write, draw and throw.

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Hand Moan

The act of using sign language to voice feelings of pleasure. Commonly used by deaf individuals to show their pleasure when engaging in sexual activities.

Dean: "Bro I heard you banged Clara last night. She's deaf right?"
Carson: "Yeah dude, she is"
Dean: "Does she hand moan?"
Carson: "Oh yeah! I had her hand moaning like she was doing speed origami"

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Bisexual Hands

Playing with a girls tits while finger banging your own bunghole

Zakke couldn’t get enough with one hand, so he used his bisexual hands

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Heap-Hands

when you're inhebriated and hold your hands in front of you, so it looks their resting on a heap of something.

'look at that twat with the heap-hands!'

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