sticky hand

when your hand is sticky

I have a sticky hand

Jeez hands

The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in church. Usually seen in more fundamentalist/evangelical churches and "Songs4Worship" commercials. The religious version of jazz hands

What's with that Jeez hands dance they're doing?

That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.

ape hands

hands that are the size of an apes

How would you describe Jim, he has ape hands.

hand bisexual

When one can use their left hand and right hand with equal or near ability. In other words your hands go both ways. AKA "ambidextrous"

I sprained my right thumb, luckily I'm Hand Bisexual and can still write, draw and throw.

Hand Moan

The act of using sign language to voice feelings of pleasure. Commonly used by deaf individuals to show their pleasure when engaging in sexual activities.

Dean: "Bro I heard you banged Clara last night. She's deaf right?"
Carson: "Yeah dude, she is"
Dean: "Does she hand moan?"
Carson: "Oh yeah! I had her hand moaning like she was doing speed origami"

Bisexual Hands

Playing with a girls tits while finger banging your own bunghole

Zakke couldn’t get enough with one hand, so he used his bisexual hands

Heap-Hands

when you're inhebriated and hold your hands in front of you, so it looks their resting on a heap of something.

'look at that twat with the heap-hands!'