Russian Ending

Endings of stories that aren't happy. Usually used in reference to cinema. In contrast American films are notorious for their happy endings.

Friend 1: I heard you saw that movie Weekend. What did you think?

Friend 2: I did see it. I wasn't happy with the Russian Ending.

Friend 1: I didn't mind the ending. I found it realistic. American's only want happy endings in their movies.

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Russian Massage

A hand job hand job

Yo bitch, come give me a Russian Massage!

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russian toast

Game likely originating in Russia in which a group of men masturbate and ejaculate onto a slice of bread. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the bread.

Look at those weird fuckers playing russian toast

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russian apple

When you are receiving a blowjob, the moment before ejactulation, you holler "Russian apple!" And the blowjob giver pulls away and punches the receiver directly in the balls. -Eie Newton

Give it a whirl :) RUSSIAN APPLE!!

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Russian bear

A guy at work that is always on the road having gay sex with a copious amount of men.

I heard the Russian bear(mark) took it real hard from frank this week.

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Russian Chatroulette

(noun) A game in which the user kills himself after being immediately nexted by six attractive women in a row.

Often played within a group, where the first player to achieve the feat must pick up the communal gun and blow his brains out.

Etymology: While the exact origin is unknown, its presence is attributed to the ubiquitousness of ugliness, self-loathing, high-speed internet connections, and Deerhunter on DVD.

<Enter 22-year old Norwegian girl with short ruddy-blonde hair, piercing eyes, and mysterious smile>

User: whoa....hi.

<girl's eyes linger for but a moment before her screen immediately cuts to black>

User: Fuck my life.

<User picks up his trademarked Russian Chatroulette revolver and puts a stop to the neverending dejection>

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russian oven

When you fart under the covers then trap you partners face in them. Russian oven.

Man - "This is gonna be a big one"

PFFFFFFFT

Man - "Cop a load of this"

Woman - "skcdoemcnrskscdo" (muffled under the covers speak)

Man - "RUSSIAN OVEN!!!"

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