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When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.
Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave
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When things are going wrong and you need someone to blame. Dave is a fictional character on which you can reflect your anger, the universal 'baddy'. Originating from the 'Lost' episode 'Dave', wherein Dave is Hurley's imaginary friend, telling him to disobey his doctors.
In social media, #damnyoudave has been a trending topic for a few days in june 2015.
There's no more warm water to shower. Damn you Dave.
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A man with a show on Comedy Central who is essentially the Carlos Mencia of black people, minus the "DEH DEH DEH" catchphrase. He's just as unfunny as Mencia, too.
Widely known examples of Dave Chappelle's "humour":
1. "DAVID CHAPPELLE?!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH."
2. "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
3. "YEAH. WHAT? OKAY."
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Dave Coulier played a professional comedian on Full House, yet he was the least funny character on the show. The Dave Coulier Effect is when someone should be/acts like an expert on something, but is actually clueless on the subject.
The HR guy drives me nuts! He's suffering from The Dave Coulier Effect.
To motivate a friend to commit to an action
Chris: "I'm thinking about growing more crops in my backyard for winter."
Eden: "Go Get It Dave!"
When a guy cums in a girls mouth and she spits it in his face....He was given a Hot Dave.
"I was getting a blow job in my trailer by some chick I burned for a camera, and I came in her mouth...AND SHE SPIT MY LOAD BACK AT ME...IN MY FACE....my mouth was open...I got owned and now my nickname is Hot Dave! :'( " -Dave
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The most talented guy ever in a incredible band Nirvana, but then his talent was wasted on a band called foo fighters.
"Duuuuuude im stoned, lets listen to that crappy band that dave grohl's in so it kills the moment."
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