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The most sweetest girl in the world, with a heart of gold. She carries a lot of sympathy as she has gone through a hard life. She limps with arthritis
Check out that hottie Jessica musso
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A whore who badly represents women as shopaholic, materialistic bitches who obssess over getting some dick and are highly unstable.
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a horse
Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse - scientific fact
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A girl, either ugly, fat, or unpopular, that believes she is a splitting image of Jessica Simpson. Most usually, this girl has a very warped mind about the world, women in general, and mainly herself. She is led to believe due to this disorder that since she is so much like Jessica Simpson, she should be treated as such. If in any case you fail to treat her this way, with all her power, she will attempt to make you conform.
Many believe Jessica Simpson disorder to be related with heavy MTV viewing, cheese intake, and a long/drawn-out menstrual cycle, lasting an entire year. The only known cure is immediate psychiatric treatment. Removal from MTV/Cheese will combat some of the symptoms, but relapse is common.
Currently, 1% of the female population has this disorder, with 10% of those afflicted residing in Wisconsin.
"Dude, just fucking dump Heather already, nobody likes her. She is manipulating you with her Jessica Simpson Disorder."
"I thought the tv remote had a lot cheese powder on it."
"You better wash those hands, she'll lick 'em clean to the bone."
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See Dee Snider. Vocalist for Twisted Sister.
If you type in Dee Snider in google, Sarah Jessica Parker's image appears.
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Jessica is the Oof Queen , she is like any other girl except she has a nickname called the oof Queen .
Oof oof oof :)
Oh my oof , looks its Jessica the Oof Queen!
A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.
God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.
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