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A description of someone (usually at school) who no one likes and has no mates and couldn't get someone to remotely like them to save their fucking life
Person 1 (no mates): LOL that's right tom dap me up
Person 2: Hop off it you got no mates
"No mates" is a common insult referring to the fact that someone has 0 friends.
It is also often associated with a rofl emoji indicating that you are laughing at their shortcomings.
Person a: You have no mates cunt (rofl emoji)
Person b: Shut the fuck up cunt I'd bash ya
Pats Mate is everyone and anyone in the world.
It is a common misconception as pat is a lier.
Pat’s mate, Austin and him went to the valley on the weekend.
Oh yeah pat’s mate that’s right,the president of Zimbabwe
When a large black man takes his dreaded 2 foot long pubes with a built in vibrator, and puts it in a man's asshole, and keeps it in until the insides are hairy and the receiving man has shit his intestines out.
I caught some opps lacking and shoot em up besides lil tt, then I pubes anginal mating wit him.
Damn do it to me bby gurl
A way to silence someone by agreeing to what they just said. Usually said with a strong scouse accent for emphasis. The longer the phrase can be extended with additional words, the better.
Steve: hey have you thought about becoming a vegan?
Ted: yeah mate yeah, okay mate very good that yeah
Two peoples atoms that were together before their existence and those people are now together.
“Nic and Emily are atom-mates.”
Basically all you do is kiss your girl on October 31 and don’t be a sissy and not do it.
“Ouuhhhh it’s national kiss your mate day I’ll be right back I gotta kid my girl”