stupid mexicans

Stupid Mexicans Synonym for Mexican. Also "Pepper-Bellies" "Jose'", "Dumbshit", "Speedy Gonzales", "Taco", "homie", "Gang-Banger", "Vato", "Cholo", "OG Beaner", "Thief", "Sand Nigger", "taco-Nigger", "limp dick".

The Stupid Mexicans should go back (to whence they came- Mexico).

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Mexican picnic

An act of love between two men and a woman,where one man enters her through her flange,whilst the other enters her ass. Sticking another member in her mouth give's you a Mexican barbacue.

Minnie Mouse:Oh wow,you guys want me to go to your picnic! Should I bring any special types of food or drink?

Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc

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Mexican roulette

When an individual clearly has to drop some brown, but instead tempts fate by squeezing out a series seemingly abundant farts... much like squeezing the trigger in traditional Russian roulette.

A winning participant is blessed with the gift of hilarious flatulence and clean underwear, while a loser has to deal with the unpleasantness of a shart.

Karl's totally petrified of public toilets - he ended up losing at Mexican roulette last night at the bar and had to cab it home with shitty pants. What a douche.

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Mexican Gunfight

The Mexican Gunfight is a shot-glass cocktail loaded with equal parts 291 Colorado Whiskey and Casamigos Mezcal

Alternative use:

If you make with subpar whiskey and/or subpar mezcal it's called: a Mexican Hooker Gun Fight, a Mexican Shank Fight, a Rusty Shank Fight -- Either way, you lose!

“I heard no one wins a Mexican Gunfight. But, I’m feelin’ lucky. Barkeep, load it up!”

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Mexican Milkshake

Eat Taco Bell and then shit in a water bottle, then have your significant other drink it

Guy: here, have this
Girl: what is it?
Guy: a Mexican Milkshake

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Mexican toaster

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure

My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it

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Bum Mexican

A Pre-watershed version of an "Arse Bandit"

James: Is he a...you know...

Dave: A what?

James: An "Bum Mexican"?

Dave: What are you? 10 years old?

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