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michael

michael is a tall ass tree who has a broken sense of humor and is big brain

"michael jackson go hehee"

by Amikko yuygfdghjn September 10, 2020

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The Michaels

Definition 1: Similar to blue balls, the Micheals also include a gooey feeling on the small of your back.

Definition 2: AIDS in the brain.

GUY 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
GUY 2: No... a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down...
Guy 1: Oh shit!! Do you want to borrow my revolver?
Guy 2: Oh lol you just totally gave me The Michaels.

by juicegiver December 8, 2009

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Michaeling

Conspicuously flexing one's enormous muscles while contorting the face and pursing the lips.

"Man, giving the presentation was really distracting, one of the professors kept michaeling in front of me."

by DrMcSausage December 17, 2013

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Michaeled

Being punched unexpectedly after being greeted in a friendly manner by a ghetto black person name Michael.

Damn bro, I just got Michaeled.

by Dank Thrill September 1, 2015

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michaelling

Michaelling is the form of hitting on/acting super gay towards your guy friends

cmon Kenny, enough with the michaelling, for the last time we are not gay

by mattnotgus October 7, 2019

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Michaeling

Aimless wandering, harassment of all females in sight and looking busy without actually doing anything.

Omg, is it 5pm yet?! I can't take much more. I'm about to start Michaeling.

by DontGOStay February 5, 2016

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Michael Michael Motorcycle

An expression coined by Mike Lange, the legendary voice of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Typically said after a goal of significance is scored by the Penguins.

"Michael Michael Motorcycle! Evgeni Malkin has scored in OT to defeat the hapless Washington Capitals!"

by schmed_head August 28, 2009

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