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- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right
the more funny part of the bee movie script
A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.
Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day
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It's when you love someone more than they love you even though they used 'mostest'.
In most cases, 'mostest' can't be beaten, but there are always special exceptions, such as 'I love you more than mostest'
P.S - the person reading this is on top
Person 1 : I love you
Person 2 : I love you more
Person 1 : I love you mostest!
Person 2. : *oh damn what do I say I can't accept this because it isn't true!!!* I love you more than mostest.
Person 1 : Shucks, you got me there. I'll have to accept your love then
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means that ima spend my life with your cute ass im never letting go im staying by your side forever ur gonna be safe in these arms of mines and ima gonna love u for eternity i love UR CUTE ASS BABY
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to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."
After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.
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this sentence refers to mock boys to say that they got to jupiter to get stupider.
Anna said to billy "boys go to jupiter to get more stupider"
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A phrase implying that there are several methods with which one can remove the outer layer known as skin off of a Domesticated Felis Catus also known as a cat.
Winston: I skinned a cat with a knife.
Joseph: I skinned a cat with my bare hands.
Roberto: Well fellas, I guess theres more than one way to skin a cat.