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The intentional misuse of erectile disfunction medication by males in order to achieve a longer lasting erection, thus giving him more time to make his partner orgasm. This term is not confined only to the elderly population as younger people are suspect as well.
Man, Hunter wanted to make his and Krystin's five month anniversary something special so he tried riding the naked mole rat. Poor guy ended up in the hospital because of it.
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a naked jealous female that interrupts mutual strokage and wants to join in on the action
My fucking naked friend Sandy interupted me and Gary performing meat curtain bangage, so therefore she is a butt naked perpatrating hoe
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1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.
2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.
3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.
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Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.
Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD
Also see "Cookes, Milk and Naked Pleasures", "CMNP", "C.M.N.P"
Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's now!
Beretta: Okay :D
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Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*
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what you and ur bff call each other
ur an ugly naked mole rat
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leaded by the great og penny banks,these guys always show naked anus cheeks on people and tell the naked truth on haters _______________
your name here
we were born naked
i show naked ass like strippers,i show naked ass like a hospital gown ,i show naked ass like porn ,i show naked ass like a full moon from yellowmans girl friend
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What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.
@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.
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What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.
@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.
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