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defined in english as dickcheese. The white creamy substance that is found on the head of a penis after the foreskin has been pulled back. Dickcheese often times smells like rotten fish or stale urine, and is the result of improper hygiene.
"I was about to go down on Paco until I noticed that he had queso de pito.EEOOOW! YUCK! I decided to nickname him quesodepaco!"
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Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.
I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis
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Noun,
Portuguese
Meaning "prostitute"
Literally "girl with a program"
Verb:
"Fazer programa"
Meaning: offering her services as a prostitute
Voce e garota de programa?
Are you a prostitute?
Voce faz programa?
Are you available (as a prostitute)?
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A clever play on "Cinco de Mayo," yet another foreign "holiday" that white folks (particularly teens and those in their early 20s) use as an excuse to drink copious amounts of alcohol (in this case Cuervo and Corona)during daylight hours.
Spencer: Say, what are we doing for Cinco de Mayo?
Ashton: You mean Cinco de Drinko!! We're gonna get gooned on tequila, broseph!!
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The best city EVER! IT HAS HOT WOMEN, GOOD WEATHER, AND HOT WOMEN!!!
Don't need an example. Nothing compares to Rio.
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play on words from the holiday cinco de mayo where the mexican town of puebla won a military victory over french forces. a relatively insignificant holiday to mexicans, especially in comparison to the day of mexican independence where there is much more emphasis and celebration among mexican communities in the united states. Cinco de Mayo, in short, merely acts as another holiday where people can party and get drunk. White people seem to like the holiday more than mexican immigrant families do, hence the name.
Can also be called Cinco de Drinko.
Charlie: Yeah, cinco de mayo let's party
José: güerro, we don't celebrate that
Charlie: Whatever, I'm gonna party and get smashed tonight
José: Just go celebrate Cinco de Gringo already
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Blowjob litterally translated into french from the english version of blow-job.
Blow = Souffle
Job = Travail
Gives a dash of class in this brutal world :)
Man, we were having this beautiful love moment kissing and caressing and then all of a sudden she gave me the most awesome Travail de Souffle ever !!!
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