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When a male or female farts in a small enclose area such as under the blankets or in a vehicle
I farted under my blankets and it smelled so bad it was like a Dutch Oven.
The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered
Something you'll never get. A pussy.
See that beta over there? He aint ever gonna get no dutch oven
dutch oven
i laid down with my girlfriends and she gave me a Dutch oven
When a group of mates get stoned in a small & trapping all the smoke by closing windows and doors filling the room with Bong clouds.
In high school, Me & My Eshay's would all chuck in for a sesh. My bedroom became a Dutch Oven & We'd be Cooked!
Something that women named Annelise really enjoy for some reason. This process include farting under a blanket.
Annelise can't get a boner unless she gets unless I give her a Dutch Oven these days.
When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.