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parker

parker is the hottest most trustful girl out there. she may seem very annoying once you meet her but once you become friends with her she’s very nice and extremely funny, and if we’re being truthful…parkers kinda hot. parker is a nice funny hot trustworthy girl that you should hug.

oh look there’s parker I should go hug her

by total.baddie.42069 December 16, 2021


parker mcrobbie

a mother fuckin got also called parkObilly gets ladies and likes trump

i with i could be like parker mcrobbie

by jimmy stone December 22, 2019


Brant parker

Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer

Brant parker couldn’t find the clit if I drew him a map

by Dlyons January 7, 2022


Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.

"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020


cody glen parker

A sex god that gets all the pussy

A rough sex pest

Girl your walking funny
Girl 2 yea got ducked by Cody Glen parker

by Agnat71 May 29, 2017


Parker LeGoff

That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!

Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.

by JLB55 November 2, 2021


Barry Parker

Virgin

That guys such a barry parker

by Dwickham July 1, 2016