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Peter Parker money shot

When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb

When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back

by beriemycockner@y June 26, 2022


Parker Wolcott

A Security Supervisor that is lazy and doesn’t do shit while getting paid $24/hour. Parker is also a sissy boy who doesn’t like confrontation.

Damn bro, did you know that Parker wolcott got a raise for doing nothing?

by Mr wolcott March 8, 2022


Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:

by 9090alex January 7, 2023


Peter Parker

a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.

amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.

i larb him

person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu

by tOmhOlLanD owns my <3 January 25, 2020


Peter Parker

Who is that?

Who is Peter Parker? Never heard of him.

by Josecitoelbonito December 29, 2022


Peter Parker

Who?

Person 1: I met this guy named Peter Parker
Person 2: Who?

by Animus_Magnum January 31, 2022


Peter Parker

Who?

Who's peter parker?

by WogKroxy February 1, 2022