period hands

When a woman gets her period overnight and wakes up with dried blood caked on her hands.

Jen: Do you want to come with me to get our nails done?
Ashley: Sorry, I can't, I got really bad period hands this morning.

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friggan period

Phrase used by California8 to mean "really the end", but only leads to more nonsensical spewing and rambling.

You guys are all f'd up, friggan period!

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Femboy Period

When a gay homosexual man bleeds out of his asshole and he gets very mad

Random: FUCK YOU FEMBOY
Femboy: WHY DID YOU SAY THIS IM GONNA GET MADDDDDD AND HAVEA FEMBOY PERIOD

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Point Blank and Period

Phrase: orgin unknown

1. Phrase meaning the end of a conversation, usually inserted to the end of a sentence when the speaker is tired of the subject.

2. Phrase attached to the end of a sentence in order to express a strong point.

"Don't mess with me, point blank and period"

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Po-Po Period

The time of the month when police run around ticketing or arresting people to fill their quota. The tickets are usually for minor infractions, or trumped up offenses. (Ex: they catch someone urinating on a wall, and arrest them for indecent exposure)

Don't jaywalk, man... bacon bitch is going through po-po period right now.

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I'm on my period

a girl's excuse for everything.. and it works.

Teacher: Excuse me, why are you late to class?
Girl: I'm on my period.

Boyfriend: Why don't you want to have sex with me?
Girlfriend: I'm on my period.

Bitchy friend: Oh my god why are you eating so much?
Girl: I'm on my period.

etc.

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Facebook Denial Period

The period between when a couple ends their relationship, but neither one of them changes their relationship status on Facebook, thus alerting the news to all their friends.

"Oh man, did you hear Jack and Kate broke up?"
"No? They're still together on Facebook?"
"Hmmm, must still be in the Facebook Denial Period"

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