Eating/drinking pineapple so u when she wants to commit cannibalism and swallow your babies it taste good
Bro I'm becomimg a "pineapple activist" for chloe
when, during intercourse, excessive lubricant is utilized to compensate for the pricklyness of newly regrown pubes.
"She hand't shaved her muff for two days, so we pineapple-smoothy-ed."
A grenade
Soldier 1: hello
Soldier 2: PINEAPPLE SUPRISE
Soldier 1: Ohhh fuck
Soldier 2: haha you retarded piece of shit! You’ve got no legs!
Soldier 1: AAAAUUUGAAAAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH
Where you take pineapple candy and wrap it around a dick then give head till the person cums and eat off the candy and lick the dick till it’s not sticky.
“Yo I met this girl at a bar and she gave a skin pineapple and a bomb rush blumpkin”
“Ew man that’s gross”
A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.
Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.
I just fell on my dick and now I got pineapple monkey yo