The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.
"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."
Activities that happens after cunnilingus/oral sex.
I decided to give her my number, post lick.
An action word for describing a homosexual.
I think Ted over there likes to ride the post
When you or another person lose a game and your friends tells you to โPost the Lโ it means post the fact that you lost (self explanatory isnt it?)
me: *wins the game*
my friend: *loses*
me:Post the L๐ญ๐ญ
my friend: bruh ok
To stand up and get into line, like posts in a fence.
When the prison guard tells everyone to "post up" he means for the prisoners get into line to be counted.
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Also known as: Postin' it up, rock-it-hard, blockin' hard, etc.
The act of one or more people assuming random gangster poses, usually poses that originated from Run-DMC in the 80's. Crossed arms, gangster hats, bandannas, and Gumball 3000/Puma's and 13-14 year old girls are a must to correctly "Post it up."
Kenneth, Seth, and Jeff post it up hard.
Jeff tries to get girls to post it up with them. And it never works.
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The urge to urinate a few minutes after taking a dump. Usually experienced by men after age forty.
I need to take a post partum!
Here comes the post partum!
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