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posting sickness

The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.

"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."

by Cock and Behavioral Therapy September 17, 2022


post lick

Activities that happens after cunnilingus/oral sex.

I decided to give her my number, post lick.

by AnonTupac April 19, 2014


ride the post

An action word for describing a homosexual.

I think Ted over there likes to ride the post

by Chicken Tenders October 31, 2007


post the L

When you or another person lose a game and your friends tells you to โ€œPost the Lโ€ it means post the fact that you lost (self explanatory isnt it?)

me: *wins the game*
my friend: *loses*

me:Post the L๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
my friend: bruh ok

by s0l4rb00m November 22, 2021


post up

To stand up and get into line, like posts in a fence.

When the prison guard tells everyone to "post up" he means for the prisoners get into line to be counted.

by susiepostedup December 26, 2011

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Post it up

Also known as: Postin' it up, rock-it-hard, blockin' hard, etc.

The act of one or more people assuming random gangster poses, usually poses that originated from Run-DMC in the 80's. Crossed arms, gangster hats, bandannas, and Gumball 3000/Puma's and 13-14 year old girls are a must to correctly "Post it up."

Kenneth, Seth, and Jeff post it up hard.

Jeff tries to get girls to post it up with them. And it never works.

by Jeffrey Giraffe May 3, 2007

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post partum

The urge to urinate a few minutes after taking a dump. Usually experienced by men after age forty.

I need to take a post partum!

Here comes the post partum!

by big thumper February 16, 2011

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