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During sex when you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her heading and endlessly destroy her. Turn on the electric blanket for a more realistic experience
Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press
When Someone Cums On A Hoe’s Stomach And Lays On Top Of Her, Making A Jizz Sandwich
“Me & Nathan Made A Jizz Sandwich Last Night.”
“Girl, Make A Jizz Sandwich, It’s Great.”
Subway Employee: any sauces
Jack: uh.. yeah could I get some sandwich sauce
Subway Employee:which one
Jack:*sighs*
When you jizz in between their cheeks.
I was clapping her cheeks when I gave her a semen sandwich on the way out.
Snorting cocaine off the taint between the pussy and asshole after double penetration.
He didn't think the night could get any crazier until the girl let him eat a candy sandwich
This is a sexual position when you put your partner in between both of your butt checks to where their nose is pointed to or in the rectum of the "buns" in the sandwich.
John : Hey Frank, Guess what me and Phil did last night?
Frank: What....?
John: We made a Pablo Sandwich.
Frank: Oh gawd, did he at least bleach his asshole first?
when you're barbra streisand and you go to grab your grandkids and you press them really close to your body, forming a shape resembling a "focker sandwich"
come here and give me a focker sandwich