Take the bus

Proverb amongst suicidal people for ending their lives.

"I'm going to take the bus tomorrow, don't stop me"

Bus Conductor

Where one sticks as many coins in his foreskin as possible otherwise known as ‘selling tickets’.

I managed to convince my friend Isaac to do the bus conductor in front of everyone last night.

rudi bu

(adj.) The most metal thing you've ever seen/heard/experienced.

(noun) m. Highly intoxicating beverage containing three secret ingredients and the world's most famous soft drink.

(verb) To express thanks.

That studded belt is rudi bu.

OR

That rudi bu has caused me minor blindness.

OR

Rudi bu on you.

First Bus

A bus company that will never fucking show up.

A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago.
B: Calls A
Oy where the fuck are you
A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya

bus humping

It means humping fat people

He's gone bus humping

cs-bus

Chronic-sperm-back-up syndrone

when a man isn't getting fucked often enough and has too much sperm in his system

'Man, it's been so long since I got layed I'm starting to suffer from CS-BUS

Bus wanka

Bus wankas are a very weird people usually bus wankas have names like Chester, Pedro, Alfredo and Jerad.
Bus wankas should be kept away from nans as they will melest them.

Bus wankas can be very dangerous as they usually have a melester licence.

Your nan is a bus wanka.