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An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.
This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery
Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.
When you talk too damn much. Or when what you are saying is so ridiculous that cabbage falling out of your mouth rather than words would be more believable.
Olivia is spewing cabbage again. That hard boiled cabbage. She's nuts.
A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which lobs cabbages at Zombies, dealing more damage as a base Peashooter but also attacks twice as slower than Peashooter overall.
"Cabbage-pult is pretty dogwater and is incomparable to Peashooter due to how weak he is."
Someone who keeps calling another person fruity (gay), even when they aren’t.
Archie Sheppard is a dickhead frog cabbage cunt
noun. 1. a trades-person or consultant known to leave worksite equipment in a worse state than when they arrived, yet get paid for the privilege. So called because, "They go from plant to plant fuckin' em."
Builder: "Who's that in the hi-vis with the clipboard?"
Sparkie: "Some cabbage moth."
Plumber: "Aaah shit."
Another term for Brussels sprouts.
"Could you please pass the Brussels sprouts?"
"The what?"
"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"
/'kabij paCH/
verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"