When you befriend a guy with the sole purpose of fucking his sister, you can choose to give him a Patsy's Finger. The process for giving a Patsy's Finger is simple. After fingering his sister, put the guy in a headlock; then, force him to smell your finger covered in his sister's juices. To make it complete, yell, "Patsy's Finger," while he chokes and gags.
Georgie is a fool for thinking I was his real friend. As soon as I got in his sister's pants, I forced him into a Patsy's finger! What an idiot. He cried.
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When a family, as a whole, flips someone off. (most commonly performed while driving)
I was driving down the highway and some ass cuts us off. I sped up to get next to him and as we passed him I honked the horn to get his attention and each family member raised up their middle finger and gave him The Family Finger
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the witch finger - the act of beckoning someone with your index finger. Witches often use this gesture saying the words "come closer"
used in the art of female masturbation in an attempt to stimulate female genitalia
he was giving her the old witch finger round the back of the bike sheds
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Term used by certain paedophile members of the Irish clergy to describe their penis when in the company of young boys.
Christian Brother: "Oh look ... God's finger is pointing directly at you. That means you are the chosen one".
Young boy: "I'm scared".
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A toe but for people who donβt know toe
Becky: look itβs a foot finger
Molly: you mean toe, Right?
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The term used to describe the act someone who works in a Lab testing peoples Faeces would engage in. Some more modern labs use little spades to transfer specimens, but this term is for the old fashion and hard core Labs.
" Hey lads i got me job back at the lab, so i guess I'll be getting muddy fingers again"
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where you (and usually a group of male friends) try to use your finger or hand to cover a part of a photo to make a girl look hotter.
Usually this involves extensive experimentation to find the optimal angle and quantity of finger cropping to be used for best results.
"Aw dude no just move it over there a little bit more, i reckon finger crop her more like this"
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