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Derek Miles are most handsome men on earth. Every lady thinks (and knows) their cock is huge. They are the least gay out of their friends and family. They can't get a girlfriend because they are too good for any lady. They last at least 45 minutes in bed and can keep going.
Female: Did you just see Derek Miles in the hallway?
Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large
Friday night, I'd just got back
I had my eyes shut and dreaming about the past
I thought about you while the radio played
I should have got loaded, some reason I stayed
I started drifting to a different place
I realized I was falling off the face of the world
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I'm a million miles away
A million miles away
I'm just a million miles away
And there's nothing left to bring me back today
Took a ride, I went downtown
The streets were empty, there was no one around
To place that we used to know
Been all the places that we used to go
I'm at the wrong end of your looking glass
Just trying to hold on to the hands of the past and you
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I was a million miles away
A million miles away
I'm just a million miles away
And there's nothing to bring me back today
Bring me back today, bring me back today
I started drifting to a different place
I realized, falling off the face of the world
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I was a million miles away
I'm a million miles away
I'm a million miles away
And there's nothing left to bring me back today
Bring me back today, bring me back today
Bring me back today
When a semi truck passes another, barely moving faster than the one being passed.
Sorry I'm going to be late, I'm stuck behind a 5 mile drag race.
The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.
"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."
A person who has his few millimeters of dick and finishes in few milliseconds
That person is a Sonic Miles, look at how he simps
The biggest street gang in Detroit Michigan. They go by 7, SMB (seven Mile Bloods), and 55 The Army. Most notable members are Cocaine Sonny, Robert Brown, and Nuke5.
When you see the 7 mile bloods you better duck your had cause they riding in some scats red and black but they Choppas green.
An adorable young fox cub who's Sonic's sidekick and best friend. He's a lot like Sonic. Tails is smart, intelligent, charming, kind, sweet, pure-hearted, and innocent.
Bully: You like Tails from Sonic? You have a crush on a literal newborn baby!
Me: You're just jealous because you'll never be as nice as Miles Tails Prower.