two bit

two bit is a character from “the outsiders” (very good book/ movie) he’s low key an alcoholic, but we love him either way even though he may look like a Teletubby we love him.

two bit’s hair style is shit.

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Two Shits

Similar to 'one upper'. Phrase depicting someone who always needs to have gone one better. If you have had one shit that morning he/she will have done two.

Hey Bob, I totally did the biggest crap this morning

Aw... I did "TWO SHITS" shits yesterday

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plus two

1) Extra, in addition, as well, surplus.
2) Extremely, surpassing, ultra.

I am lonely, plus two.

I ate so much, plus two!

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Two Piece

A Person or persons wearing a full tracksuit including a hoody and jogging bottoms, usually matching

Shae was wearing a two piece

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two scoops

an enormous ass that looks like two huge scoops of ice cream. An ass so big it makes using an escalator virtually impossible

Look at two scoops trying to fit that ass into her Escort.

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Two-timer

When you make love once then go to sleep; wake up in the middle of the night and have to do it again!

"Again?!? Brandon, you're such a two-timer!"

"That first time was incredible, let's make this a two-timer!"

"My, what stamina you have, you must be a two-timer!"

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Two-face

The "crime name" of Attorney General Herman Dent.

Cutty 1: Who this?
Cutty 2: I'm Two-face, bitch!
Cutty 1: Streets is watchin'

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