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An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.
The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
Used by Reece Noble when he predicts things that will come to Fortnite before anyone knows about them.
Reece: It is I, Reece the prediction wizard
A male version of the whiplash skin is coming to Fortnite.
A magical wizard that can cast spells for anything you can dream of! Very nice looking and an excellent teacher if you want to learn magic!
Kram: Woosh! Ive appeared
Everyone else: Woah! Kram The Wizard is so cool!
When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.
"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'
One who is capable of manifesting a good time. Or one who is in a good mood at a party and is handing out "goodies" to fellow partiers.
Similar to a modern shamen.
"See that dude over there", "yeah", "he pulled this shit out his hat like a party wizard"
"Man, you're like a party wizard handing out all this shwag."
Fingernails that have gone a while without a clipping and have grown well beyond the fingertips to take on a look convetionally considered eccentric or unkempt
You seen Dave lately? Dude looks like he's been chained to a dungeon wall all year—he's got long locks and wizard fingers now.
Verb describing the process of probing one’s rectum to administer a prostate exam.
Saw my doctor this morning. Gave me the old wizard finger!