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A woman pulls her pussy lips out as far as possible while a man squats over her and takes a shit. She wraps her pussy lips around the turd like a tortilla before it breaks off and falls.
Your girlfriend wanted to try something kinky so I gave her a DONKEY TACO. She will never be the same.
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Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.
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An 50+, ugly, disgusting, beastie, big female fattie that gets 1st or 2nd row at an Adam Lambert (standing room only) gig and doesn't in any way move for the entire show rather stands very still like she is at a snoozefest and even places earplugs in her ears. Concert Donkey's often complain of the crowd bumping into them and use their obesity to bully the petite, hot chicks in the surrounding area.
The Concert Donkey's arch nemesis is the heterosexual alpha male at said event.
Petite Hot Chick: like, this big old beast is leaning all her weight on me ... wtf??
Alpha Male: Don't worry, I'll switch places with you and put this Concert Donkey in her place with a bow to the ribs.
Concert Donkey: Gosh, this guy's elbow has been in my kidney for 2 hours ... I'm going to be pissing blood for a week.
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The lone male in a large group of females
"Damn that poor glitter donkey"
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An abnormally large penis, usually 10 inches or longer.
Raj Vardhan has a donkey penis
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unattractive female, sea horses arent good looking, imagine what a sea donkey would look like!
"damn jake, how come your mums so hot? my mums a sea donkey"
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