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Pepper that has been filled with toilet paper
“Dude why is my pepper filled with toilet paper?”
“It’s a toilet pepper”
When you take a big shit and the poop makes a distinct slapping sound on the back of the toilet bowl.
Man I just took a huge shit and it was such a toilet slapper it echoed in the stall!
The act of using a plunger repeatedly on a clean toilet to push an item thru that accidentally got flushed.. like a plastic tampon applicator.
Oh my God, I need to do toilet CPR because my hair extension fell into the toilet and got flushed!
Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.
Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.
If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.
The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team
You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.
I haven’t seen your mom since I toilet tanked her two weeks ago.
When you sit down on the toilet and the worst thing imaginable happens. Shmeat rod goes skinny dipping. It's the official antonym of Poseidon Kiss
What are you having for dinner, anything good?
No! I just got Toilet Rod
Kent county.
The name references the long queues of lorries in Kent, awaiting to enter Eurotunnel to France, held up by the long border queues because of the ill-progressing Brexit negotiations.
"Yeah, if Boris fails to agree on a deal, it's going to make Kent the Toilet of England, because of the lorry queues, they are 5 miles long already..."