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To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.
Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
When one is covered from head to knee in lube, and the body is used as a water slide to defect poop from a third party.
1: Hey Lewis, did you shit on Jose?
2: No I tried but she was still lubed up - she Albanian water slided me!
Take a bath in bacon grease then have sex with your cousin ,or with a dog.
That damn redneck keeps on doing the Louisiana slip and slide .
The act of getting a Slip-N-Slide and covering it in human feces as opposed to water, then sliding down it fully in the nude.
We wen't to John's house to play truth or dare, and Chris ended up having to do a Shit-N-Slide
NATIONAL SLIDE DAY IS WHEN YOU WEAR ANY SLIDES YOU HAVE ON MAY 4th. IF YOU HAVE ANY LOND OF SLIDES WEAR THEM ON NATIONAL SLIDE DAY WHEREVER YOU ARE.
do you have any slides at home? , because if you do let’s match on National Slide Day.
A sex act where three (allegedly) straight white men take turns performing oral sex on each other culminating in a triple Dutch Rudder while wearing Violent Gentlemen t-shirts
We thought Bob was going to a water park when h e said he was going to Mexico for the Tijuana Water Slide
When you oil up your cousin and then wrestle them until penetration occurs
"Yo that Alabama Slip and Slide was crazy"
"Yah bro, my cousin loved it"