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Upon being intimate with your significant other, trail riding is when you rub your genitals between their butt cheeks.
The other day got pretty heated between Greg and I, during foreplay he began trail riding me without even asking... NOT COOL but low-key kinda liked it.
A massive evacuation of the bowels, that provides a profound sense of relief.
Man, I just did a 20 mile MTB trail today and I feel great
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A term coined by two 21st century outdoors-men frequently coming into contact with young shirtless seemingly muscle pumped human males sometimes sporting questionable clothing styles along popular hiking routes in the USA.
Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.
Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”
These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
Hey man did you notice those two excited Trail Twinks passing by?
The walk between Tahiti, Hooters, and possibly a yard of beer at Yard house
The boy's started at Yardhouse, had a yard of beer. then walked to Hooters to see boobs and get a Trash Can. To end the night the boy's went to Tahiti to see Jenny and have a Mai Tai. this is was we call the Providence Highway Trail
Brave Trails is the most magical places in the world, some would say even more magical than Disneyland. Brave Trails connects LGBTQ+ folks to their people, place, and passion through summer camp and year-round community building. Meet the LGBTQ+ leaders of tomorrow in the mountains of California & Maryland.
I went to Brave Trails and found my second family.
When you find all the m & m's gone from the trail mix just know someone made it healthy for you by doing a
m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?
kids: who ate all the m & m's out of the trail mix I just got?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!
mom: rofl you are welcome?
trail mix with poop in it you fucking retard.
"I have a bag of poop trail mix try some"
"I am currently eating some poop trail mix"