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Initiating sexual activity in one location with a given partner, only to discover you've been hoodwinked and you're not banging the person you thought you were, and it turns out you're in a smart and final.
I got trick raped, I was having sex with Kyle at this bar and then he took of his mask and it was Matt, and we were in the bathroom of a smart and final.
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Shootgun 1 beer , do a shot of vodka and rail of cocaine. They all have to be done one after another
U acting like a little bitch , why dont u do a polish hat trick and see if u can turn your self around...
This classic involves faking a severe heart attack right before climaxing. As she's picking up the phone and dialing 911, you dump your load on the back of her head and run out the door.
The last time I performed a Mexican Magic Trick was when I had a one-night stand with the waitress we met at the bus stop.
A little hoe who did something wrong but doesn’t care about nobody else. A person that be acting like a snake and fake as hell. Bitch that be takin a niggas man but knowin she’ll never be as good or better than his ex.
1.) That trick ass bitch just messed tf up
2.) I think tf not you trick ass bitch
3.) That trick ass bitch stole my man not knowin she a whole downgrade
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A premise of connected bullshit online advertisements that claim to give you things you simply can't have, for a simple monthly fee along with your personal information, which undoubtedly transmits through a secure, non virus-contaminated internet connection that's not being patrolled 24/7 by identity thieves. They offer things like bigger penises and slimmer waistlines because they want to make an offer no one's ever thought of before!
Husband: "Honey - I saw this add on the internet about a penis enlargement, and look what it did for m -" SPPLATTT!
"Yep. That's one weird trick for sure! Put it in the freezer, and I'll take it to work in the morning."
When you kill a wife beater, a burglar and a pedophile all in one night. A feat which will be forever known as the “Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “Dude, I scored three times last night in Kenosha”
Guy 2 “ what do you mean? At the bar?“
Guy 1 “ I killed a pedophile, a burglar and a wife beater”
Guy 2 “ oh, so it’s a Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “ justice was served“
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The Alberta Hat Trick involves a player scoring three goals in a single game with one of them being inadvertently scored on their own net. A variation of the standard "Hat Trick" in sports when a player scores three goals in a single game.
Our team was well on their way to winning the beer league championship until Kyle scored an Alberta Hat Trick.