Watch me sit and drink water

A Massachusetts euphemism for passionate romance of the FeverPitch-esque, Bostonian variety. Used to imply any sort of romantic, passionate, seductive, sensual, tender, heartfelt, or Jimmy Fallon-esque activity.

"Any chance you can stop by tonight and you can watch me sit and drink water?"

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Watch my credit card go, wee!

When you do something stupid, but you spent a lot of money on it. This ends up being successful.
Usually said in video games, but can be used in any situations. Popularized by Throne, youtuber

Person 1: You really gonna put your life savings in BTC?
Person 2: Hell yeah man. Watch my credit card go, wee!

DFTDTW - Didn't Finish, Too Dumb To Watch

An online video, movie, movie trailer, etc. you never finish watching because it's stupid, not funny, or takes too long to get to the point

"Did you watch the trailer for Final Destination?"

"No, DFTDTW - Didn't Finish, Too Dumb To Watch"

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I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate

I really don't think I'd like to do that.

Would you like to watch dancing with the stars? "I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate"

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I watched my grandpa say penis

It was a sad day, that day. I, Youngboy Never Broke Again, watched my grandpa say penis.

"I watched my grandpa say penis". "Damn bro, nice cock btw."

a kid who watches band kid humor

A fucking retard who doesn’t know the meaning of humor and laughs at outdated dead memes.

Bro your a kid who watches band kid humor.

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www youtube . com watch?v=dqw4w9wgxcq&

rick roll himself as a youtube link

(i cant put the freakin link)

A:yo check out www youtube . com watch?v=dqw4w9wgxcq&
B:wut im gonna search on google
google:*shows rick roll*
B:dafuq...

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