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When a girls vaginal lips hang out of her inner socket..They dangle down like a thinly sliced peice of turkey.
When a skank gets bang to hard or to often this can happen.. It doesn't usually recess immediatly until a few months down the road...
That stripper has turkey curtains..hahaha
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Turkey-Baconed - 1. To derail an online blog or forum thread that was started to incite others
2. To so utterly confuse an online "troll" or spammer
they give up
Turkey-Baconed (with the above definitions) is a phrase originally coined in the PS3 section of the AVS Forum. It is used to derail internet threads or blogs on forums. Highly effective in ruining a troll's intentional baiting. (an internet troll is someone who posts to blogs or forums intending to start arguements). An example of being Turkey-Baconed can be found here War Bond Lighters and World War II Lighters. Now in this example a spammer attempted to just spam as many forums as possible and if you peruse that thread you will see from the very beginning it was derailed. Hence it was Turkey-Baconed. Now in this next example, Sony to post $1.1 billion loss, this was started by a troll. In this case the troll would be an XBox owner trying to incite a console flame war. It is highly common in the gaming world for fans of different platforms to have highly "spirited" disagreements. As you can see in both examples humor plays a major part in Turkey-Baconing. Along with witty banter, inane comments, and the occasional risque photo. So remember boys and girls instead of argueing in forums and blogs just Turkey-Bacon them.
"That Sony thread just got Turkey-Baconed"
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Someone who loves to beat their meat to inny pr0n
jim the pr0n turkey won't come out tonight, he's too busy whacking off
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When you use a rubber glove (held together at the base of your penis with a runner band) as a condom and you put your penis in the middle finger and yell GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!! while you stick it in her ear.
I ran out of condoms last night and had to give this chick a turkey head. Its a good thing I keep all those rubber gloves handy.
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when you stick your penis inside of a raw turkey then shove it in a chicks mouth
Dude last night my girlfriend wanted to do some turkey nubbing
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While having anal sex the man cums in the other person's butthole. Than proceeds with a turkey baster to suck out semen and feed to female.
Bob: "Dude how was your thanksgiving?"
Joe: "It was sick bro i gave my girlfriend a Turkey Dinner!!!"
Bob: "Sick bro!"
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The phenomenon of breasts growing during "turkey-eating" holidays, due to excessive consumption of turkey and other holiday dishes. Also occurs in the hind-region and is known as "turkey tush". This usually wears off a few weeks after the holiday.
Person A : Damn, her rack is amazing. What happened?
Person B : Severe case of turkey tits. I wouldn't get used to it, they'll go away in a bit.
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