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The patriarch of your side piece's family.
Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.
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When you and your friends play rugby and while you run after the person with the ball the mother fucking bitch suddenly makes a show-of move and suddenly disappears
You: (runs after person with the ball) Got ya
Person with the ball: That's what you think (side step)
You: ??? (Jumps to tackle the air) urgh stupid mother fucking show-of
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We put a line on our maps to define east and west, but in reality everyone can be the east side to your location or the west... But i guess we usually mean by east as the 'primitive' side or undeveloped... so you find impulsive a priori norms, rather than sophisticated decisions.
"I am warning you, don't mess with my east side or you will get it all wrong!!!!"
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When you are to fat to wipe you ass completely from front to back, so instead, you wipe halfway up your crack and hen do a quick sideways move with the toilet paper, leaving a layer of poop smeared on you butt cheek.
By the looks of that brown stain on the back of your white pants that cover that big ass you got, my guess is that you couldn't reach all the way around, so you side swiped it.
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A side project which is worked on out of hours and not a top priority (i.e. on the back burner)
Don't worry boss, it's a side burner, I'm working on it in my spare time
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Informal name of the presidential nominee Hillary Clinton. She earned this name after she collapsed at 9/11 memorial due to overheating or pneumonia and a member of her staff said she vas put into a minivan like a side of beef.
Hey dude, have you seen Hillary getting chucked into a van like a side of beef?
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(1) People in games who switches sides with the other side, for example, when a friend is playing Team A but he swapped sides and now he is in Team B
(2) Italy in both world wars
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Me: *switches side to enemy team*
Friend: "What a side switcher!"
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Historians:
"In WW1, Italy switched sides to the Entente"
"In WW2, Italy also switched sides, this time its to the Allies"
Me: "Damn Italy is a side switcher"
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